Yeah, that's right. This entry is gonna be crap, and I am deliberately and maliciously not gonna put forth any real effort to make it better. I'm just gonna spew forth some pure babble for a while, and then get on with my life.

I really can't imagine why I'm doing this. Why you're still reading is completely beyond me.

This right here is why I don't have a million readers. I'm pretty sure that telling you how much I suck is not the best way to get people over here.

"Lookit me! I'm the lamest thing you've ever seen! Mountains tremble and strong men weep to behold the depths of my loserosity. I have all the wit and charm of a stale Twinkie. Please be my friend. Wait, if you give me a dollar, I'll hit myself with a brick! Hey, where are you going?"

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