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2002-02-05 12:46 p.m.
If you somehow managed to get here without taking my new and improved quiz first, maybe you should go take it. If you think you've already taken it, go ahead and take it again. The questions are all the same, but it's actually got a sane point system now. Even better, when you're done, you can come back here and read a paragraph I made up, upon which you can base the rest of your life! What fun!
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More than 100: Oh, come on. You haven't taken it, have you? I suppose if it really makes you feel like more of a man to just keep your old score and pretend you're some sort of quiz-master, I can't stop you. But Jesus knows the truth.
100: Well, either you're me, or you cheated. Come on, people. I took all your stupid surveys. Work with me.
90-99: Wow, you're good. You're amazing. How did you DO that? I can tell from your incredibly high score that you are sensitive, funny, and overall pretty damn terrific. Congratulations.
80-89: That's still pretty good, I guess. You should find someone who got a higher score though, and buy them dinner. Those people rock.
70-79: Oh, I don't know. Um...You're basically a good person, but you are afraid of love, or something. Wear something green this week. Avoid seafood and Capricorns on Thursday.
69-50: Dude, I was just trying to have a pleasant conversation. You shouldn't have been so rude to me. This is, after all, MY quiz.
Less than 50: What, were you trying to get a low score? Go try again, you freak.
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