OK, technically, since it was KC's idea, she's probably even cooler than I am. But I say to you, Bah! This is MY journal. All of you are here to bow down to ME, and when I say I'm amazing you had just damned well better believe it.

I am infinitely cooler than you. I have drunk beer milkshakes. I think the BerryWeiss one was my personal favorite, but the Guinness and chocolate ice cream was closest in color to the ones Lister drank.

(Suddenly, a lightbulb goes on, over half my readers. Ohhh. Another Red Dwarf thing. I guess she's not a total freak, then. Wait, she's drinking things because a TV character drinks it? What a weirdo...)

I was a little afraid of the beer milkshake. After all, Lister is also the man who eats his own toenail clippings. But, it turns out he was absolutely right about beer milkshakes. It's the perfect breakfast beverage. Perhaps next week, we'll try triple fried egg sandwiches with chili sauce and chutney.

Or, maybe not.

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