In a desperate attempt to drive that song from my brain, I spent most of today at work trying to compile a list of other songs I probably shouldn't sing at work.

"Take the Skinheads bowling, take them bowling!"

"Springtime for Hitler, and Germany"

"I know you think it's a real drag, to suck my cunt when I'm on the rag"

"Mari-marijuana!"

"Kyle's mom is a bitch"

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals"

"And a D and an A and an M and an N and A and a T and an I-O-N"

"Will the fetus be aborted? By and by Lord, by and by"

"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed in yuor neighborhood"

"Why can't I get just one fuck?"

"Fuck, fuck, fuck mother mother fuck."

This my exercise in evil for the day. I know for a fact there are maybe a million worse songs out there. So, after reading this entry, I defy you to now spend a day at work without getting something inappropriate stuck in your head. And if you know the Richard Smoker song, I'll warn you, that one is damn near impossible to dislodge, once it gets stuck. It's just so darn catchy!

"Tonight we'll tango in the street. You eat dark meat!"

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