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HA ha!!
2003-03-22 11:41 a.m.

It's 11:41 am on a Saturday. I'm not at work!! Oh, it's so sweet, this not working. I'm thinking about setting up a lawn chair in front of the restaurant, so I can point and laugh at my coworkers. "HA ha!! Beverly just left you a quarter for a tip! HA ha! Chuckie sat in your section, no tip for you!!"

No, that's silly. I'll be going to the restaurant at 1:30ish, and actually get to be part of the "all my friends come in at once" routine, instead of just being their server. That kind of sucks. It's fun that my friends come in to visit me, but when they all come in together, they are intrinsically Too Much Work for me to sit down with them for a few minutes.

Today, though, if there is no sour cream, I won't even feel a little obligated to go find some. No syrup? Sucks to be you, my friend. No catsup? Well, I feel your pain, but I'm not moving. No coffee?? OK, that needs to be fixed, but don't worry. I can so get us a hookup. I know a guy.



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