2006-12-12 - Christ, mass consumerism sucks.
2005-12-13 - I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard.
2005-01-25 - Tender is the night. That's when a lot of people sleep, you know. Ah, tender, tender, sleep.
2005-01-08 - There's no place like work for the holidays.
2004-12-08 - On the first day of Angstmas, my true love gave to me...
2004-07-14 - Lynne, take note: GRANDMA'S BIRTHDAY IS MAY 16
2004-06-19 - I hate Hallmark
2004-03-18 - Blatzkrieg.
2004-02-15 - Valloween, and God's own truffles.
2003-12-29 - A Very Nemo Christmas.
2003-08-08 - Drnuk.
2003-07-12 - Neat, again.
2003-06-15 - Things my father told me
2003-06-11 - Coffee!
2003-06-02 - Beeeeer milkshakes!
2003-04-29 - Another Formal Entry
2003-03-17 - Come to Timmons! No, seriously. Right now. 25 cent taps, yo!
2002-11-16 - Don't drink, Mmmkay?
2002-11-04 - Neat.
2002-10-09 - My parents are weird.
2002-09-12 - It's not 9/13 yet, so this is still relevant, dammit
2002-08-05 - Box O Wine
2002-07-11 - Balloon animals!
2002-07-10 - 28.
2002-05-27 - I'll take "Substances Ana is abusing this evening" for 1000, Alex
2002-01-07 - this is my brain on hroo
2001-12-17 - Gift certificates
2001-09-13 - What to say?
2001-06-05 - Drinking With Jennifer
2001-05-16 - Higher Consciousness. Wink wink nudge nudge.
2001-05-03 - Mostly Formal.
Monday, March 19, 2001 - Go, psychotropics
2001-03-15 - Fear and Loathing in Cowtown
2001-02-08 - I feel like a Seven-Year Bitch.
2001-01-16 - Martin Luther King Jr. has ruined my life! Well, no. But he did make yesterday a little inconvenient for me.
2001-01-01 - Panda Hippo Gnu Deer.
2000-12-28 - Again with the Christmas, Ana?
2000-12-23 - Yet another Christmas entry
2000-12-22 - "I want to be a dentist!" (I'm running out of obscure Christmas quotes here. Gimme a break.)
2000-11-30 - Brown paper packages tied up with string, my ass, or, Ana's thoughts about Christmas: Part the Second
2000-11-29 - A joyful carol we sing tonight or, Ana's thoughts about Christmas: Part the First.
2000-10-31 - Truth
2000-10-01 - Long, rambling entry, mostly talking about Back in the Day. I seriously think I'm feverish here.
2000-07-19 - Return to the Dark Side
2000-07-19 - A moral victory
2000-07-19 - Happy Birthday to Me

Current:Entries not yet categorized.
Daily Life:All the entries where I felt like writing, but didn't really have anything interesting to say. I don't do nearly as much housework as this section might lead you to think.
Dork:I read a lot. I LARP. I spend time on the computer. And then I write a diary entry about it.
Funny:Playing with the ideas in my brain. It's kind of like the "daily life" section, but usually with a little more effort.
Holidays:My birthday is a holiday, as is any occasion when I am not entirely sober.
Meta:Thoughts about writing, and the online journal process.
Miscellaneous:These defy classification. I tried. GOD how I tried.
Money:Usually, my lack thereof.
People:Apparently, I'm not the only person in the world. Yes, I'm as surprised as you are.
Steps:Major life changes.
Whine:There's really nothing I'm proud of here. Move along, now.
Work:Just exactly what it sounds like.