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I love Webmonkey.
2004-01-11 7:02 p.m.

Today's lesson: Dreamweaver is in fact da bomb for creating images, but if you actually want to do anything useful with said images, there is probably a much easier way. It's called a "mouseover", and it requires FOUR LINES of coding, people. Four simple little lines! Dreamweaver wanted me to believe I needed pages and pages of incomprehensible strings of random letters and numbers, but now I know the truth. I kick SO much ass.

Shoutout to my new bestest friend, Webmonkey. My firstborn will be named Webmonkey. Hell, I'm changing the cat's name to Webmonkey.

This has been stressing me out for days. I was so sure that Dreamweaver had to be right, and I was clearly doing something wrong.

I'm not an idiot! I'm not insane! Huzzah! I love you, Webmonkey.

Ok, yeah, the page still needs a lot of work. I'm going to have to go back to Dreamweaver and make new "rollover" images that are all roughly the same size, so the line of stars isn't all freaky spasmodic every time you try and view one star, but that will be a walk in the park compared to my last few days of self-torture. I might even have that done before any of you even see what it looks like right now. Woohoo!

Gooooo, Webmonkey!

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