Actually, I co0uld have drunk it faster, but I drank the last glass (3/4 of a glass) more slowly, to bgive my dumbass freinds as much time as possible to join me.

(I can't type. I know this, and I am totally ok with that. I hope you are.)

I don't know where anyone else is. I tld Paul I'd be ther at about 9ish, but then the universe aligned in such a way that OI was able to be there at 8:30. I ordered a pitchjer, confident that soomeoene, anuyone, w09ould arrive to help me drink it. But nooooooooo! I had ti drink thr the whoile damn pitcher myself.

I'm not totally sure if thayt's even something worth bragging about. Ooooh. A WHOLE pitcher??? But I feel Kewl. I am a badass. Oh, yeS I am.

Dammit. jared's computer has no ICQ technology. I'm at the stage right now where I wasnt to tell to as many people as possible. "I am DRUMNK!!! THis makes me MIGHTY! Bow down before me, for I just drank a WHOLE pitcher, ALL BY MYSEWLF! NO one, has ever, in the entire history of beer, has dared to do such a thing! Woohooo!!!!"

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