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Woo to the Hoo.
2003-07-29 6:27 p.m.

I guess I am not nearly as sneaky as I thought. OK, I knew I wasn't. Damn you, LastFive feature! You seemed like such a neat idea, and now you have betrayed me.

So, what's new? I seem to have finally survived my Week from Hell. As near as I can tell, this is a week that stretched approximately 14 days. I'm not even sure anymore when my last day without work was. And like at least 3/4 of those days had to start at 7am. It nearly killed me.

Part of the problem is that I am a moron. Midnight is always the absolute earliest I can conceive of going to bed. There's only so long that I can stay up past midnight and get up at 6 every day. One or two days, it's really not a problem. I can't keep doing it forever, though. Today, I finished work, drank a lot of coffee, and came home and passed out in his lap for an hour or so.

That's right. I reached the mythical Coffee Threshold. I drank damn near my weight in coffee today, and still managed to nap a little. Now, I am full of energy and love absolutely everyone. Best of all, tomorrow, I don't have to work ANYWHERE. Woohoo! And again! Woohoo! One more time! WOOHOO!! Woo, I tell you, hoo! Woo to the Hoo! Yeeaaaay, sleep!

Woo to the Hoo? Did I really just say that? What the hell does that mean??

Hee. After roughly six years of sleep deprivation (well, it seemed like it anyway) all the energy that has been carefully meted out just to keep me vertical can finally be expended towards other things. I am giddy with energy. I am oozing vim and vitality from every pore. I have harnessed the mighty power of the nap, and can now bend worlds to my every whim! Oh, yes I can. You just watch.

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