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You know you always wanted a monkey...
2003-04-25 9:54 a.m.

ana-ng
is a
Plastic-Eating Disco Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 5.5



To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat ana-ng, enter your name:

HA! mrflibble, my monkey kicked your monkey's ass!! Just look at him. That is one bad monkey.

***

I don't really have time for a full entry, but when I saw mrflibble's diary, I knew my life wouldn't be complete until I had a monkey too. Who doesn't want a food-eating battle monkey? No one I call friend, that's for sure.

It's strange, now, looking back. I always thought I had a pretty OK kind of life. But now my monkey (I call him Gustav) has changed everything. The grass is greener, the sun is brighter, and every day, a monkey chorus sings its sweet sweet song of love.



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