Me: What? What?

Him: We just passed Aurora Medical Center!

Me: So?

Him: John owns that! He might even be there right now!

Me: *blink blink* Um...do you want to go visit him?

Him: We'd never get in. Besides, he's not even officially listed as a patient.

Me: Oh, right, right. Silly me...

(later)

Me: Hey, if you look through this block here, you can see Winnebago Mental Health. Does John own that too?

Him: Nah. That's where Stu lives.

Me: Oh, of course.

(later)

Him: Hey, look! It's Dairy Queen!

Me: What, does John own Dairy Queen too?

Him: No, but I think that's the one where Bob works.

Me: You know, that's just somehow not as cool as seeing John's home and then Stu's home.

Him: Yeah. Everyone makes fun of the vampire with all the Ice Cream Influence.

***

That might not actually make sense to any of you. But oh, we laughed and laughed. I am Antonio, Lord of Ice Cream, and NOTHING frozen and sweet goes on in this town unless I say so! Hee.

***

Feh. I wanted to write two hours ago, but our internet was being wacky, just for a change. Now, I've gotta start getting ready for work.

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