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Someone will pay.
2002-03-23 6:41 a.m.

6:00 Alarm goes off. Ana grumbles, and hits snooze.

6:09 Alarm goes off. D. wanders into bedroom.

"Hey, howcome you never come to bed till I'm about to get up?"

"Hearing the alarm reminds me I should go to bed."

Ana decides to forego a shower this morning in favor of nine minutes of snuggling.

6:11 D gets out of bed to go retrieve a gaming book.

6:12 Nothing wrong with denial. If she's snuggling with him, he is clearly snuggling with her.

6:18 Alarm goes off. Definitely time to get up now. Ana feeds cat, brushes teeth and puts on work shirt.

6:24 The phone rings. There's been a change, can she work 11-8 today instead?

***

Aaaargh! I can't go back to bed. Once I actually am up, I can't ever get back to sleep right away. Besides, I'll have to get up early tomorrow anyway, and if I sleep late today, I won't be tired till 2am or so, and that's just a world of pain I don't need.

So, I'm up. I'm thinking I'm still not gonna take a shower. That'll teach them. (No, I don't know what exactly that will teach anyone. Nothing wrong with vague feelings of resentment, either.) But dammit, someone will pay for this. Oh, yes they will.



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