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My Plan to Take Over Ze World
2002-02-19 2:30 p.m.

My Plan to Take Over Ze World:

1) Obtain job in restaurant management.

2) Stay at said job for at least one year, gaining Mad Phat Management Skillz.

3) Obtain management job in field of choice.

4) Learn exactly how said field operates.

5) Own business in field of choice.

6) Sleep late, make my own rules, etc. etc. etc.

7) ??

8) ???

9) Take over ze world.

OK. It's still a little fuzzy towards the end. But I've got years to fine tune that part. And those first three steps? Rock. Solid.

I don't think you're really understanding how exciting this is for me. My life has a direction. For maybe the first time ever, I not only have an easily identifiable goal, I have a plan of action to obtain it. The mind boggles.

So, following Ze Plan, I turned in an application at Callahan's today. The manager on duty seemed genuinely pleased to see me. He said that although the owner makes the final decision, he would put in a good word for me, because he personally would like to see a woman manager. I hadn't even considered that as one of my assets. I was just thinking, you know, I've got 5 years of experience and I know restaurants inside and out, from large 4-star affairs to small diners, or something. But hey. If he wants to be all progressive and hire a chick, I'm cool with that too. Woohoo!

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