Uh, that's just a working title, understand. When I finish this, I may realize it's actually something else entirely.

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I don't have to work tomorrow. Yaay.

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(Are we having fun yet? Before you wonder if this is the sort of thing I consider action-packed journalling fun, I want you to know that I really am trying here. I just deleted an entire paragraph about how I'm working more or less 24/7 every day for the rest of the week. I do it because I care. If I can't be humorous, at least I won't be boring.)

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You know, they say the best way to beat writer's block is just to start writing. It never works that way for me, though. If I start out just babbling about whatever comes into my head, I never get beyond that. I'll just spend hours typing all the crappy random thoughts pulled out of my ass.

But wait! Let's examine that paragraph for a minute. Thoughts go into my head....and then I pull them out of my ass. Is that funny? Did that mental picture make you smile, even a little bit? Try imagining the faces I make. Is it funny now?

Nah, I didn't really think so, either.

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This whole line of asterisks thing I'm into lately. It's kinda Vonnegut of me.

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So it goes.

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