Jeez. I think it's been about a month. My computer was dead for quite some time, and then I was in the middle of moving. But more about that a little later.

I have so many things that I want to talk about. It's been too damn long. I think I'm gonna make a list. Bear with me.

Moving. My Fan Mail. 26 Freakin Years Old. Cat's Reaction to Moving (Laffs Galore!). Last Night of Casino. Why Jack and Anne Suck Ass. My List of Good Things About Cowtown. Why, Exactly, Moving Sucks, And Why Unpacking Just Might Be Worse Than Packing. Cleaning Up After Moving Sucks Pretty Damn Mightily, Too, Though. NowhereLand's Last Desperate Attempt To Keep Me Here. NowhereLand's Real Last Desperate Attempt To Keep Me Here. Bride of NowhereLand's Last Desperate Attempt To Keep Me Here. NowhereLand's Last Desperate Attempt To Keep Me Here IV: Really, Now, NowhereLand, It's Time To Let Go.

OK. I think that's enough to get me started.

First of all, a big Hiya to those of you reading me for the first time. Go read my archives. I'm told I'm pretty funny sometimes.

Yeah, that's right. I was actually told I'm funny by three different people. Woo! A few days ago, I was over at Arthur's house, and I decided to check my commercial e-mail. (I've got a private account that I only give to friends, and a junk mail account for everything else.) I had about a month's worth of junk mail (Just take a minute to imagine that...) and Three fan letters from you wonderful people! I was, and still am, probably way too excited about it. I have fans!! Can drooling zombie minions really be too far behind? Seriously, you are my three favorite people in the whole world right now.

I've gotta go now, to check on the Carpet Cleaner Man's progress. I hope to be online and updating daily again by Monday at the latest. Please check back.

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